1
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[frogs croaking]

2
00:00:08,759 --> 00:00:09,802
Hmm.

3
00:00:09,802 --> 00:00:14,473
I give Dante's <i>Inferno</i> a B-plus for story
and an F-minus for helping us get home.

4
00:00:14,557 --> 00:00:16,475
How's it goin' on your end... Sprig?

5
00:00:16,559 --> 00:00:18,811
Pretty good.
I think I'm really gettin' somewhere.

6
00:00:20,146 --> 00:00:21,480
It's a giraffe.

7
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Okay. I can see we need a break.
Finger football?

8
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You know it.

9
00:00:26,152 --> 00:00:27,653
[whistle blows]

10
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- [crowd cheering]
- Score!

11
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[Anne and Sprig laugh]

12
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Hey. What's gotten into you two?

13
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Oh, nothing. We're just looking for
a place to put this mud crown!

14
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Hey!

15
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- [angelic choir sings]
- [mud squishing]

16
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What is that? What's going on?

17
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Well, in Amphibia, it's customary
to put a mud crown on somebody's head

18
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- when it's their birthday!
- [triumphant chord plays]

19
00:00:50,426 --> 00:00:51,343
What?

20
00:00:51,427 --> 00:00:53,429
[both] <i>Froggy little birthday here ♪</i>

21
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<i>♪ It's crystal clear
You were born this hoppy time of year</i> ♪

22
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[both] Mwah!

23
00:00:58,184 --> 00:01:00,186
Aw, thanks, guys. You shouldn't have.

24
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Sprig, I had no idea it was your birthday!

25
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Eh, don't worry about it.
I don't think I ever mentioned it.

26
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But I'm your friend!
I'm supposed to know these things!

27
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Well, we're not doing
any more research today.

28
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We're doing whatever folksy
frog traditions you do. Whaddya got?

29
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Well, the mud crown represents
every frog's humble beginning as an egg

30
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in the muddy waters of the swamp.

31
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And all that's left
is for the birthday frog

32
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to wear his crown and reflect.

33
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- Reflect?
- On his life until this point.

34
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[whispers] Shh! It's starting!

35
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- [peaceful music playing]
- [wind whistling]

36
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[music building]

37
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- [music stops]
- Okay. All done.

38
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Welp, that's that. Hoppy birthday, kiddo.
Pretty quick this year.

39
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[Polly] I wonder which of our eight
streaming services we should watch.

40
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- [Sprig] Wait for me, guys!
- Wait. Hold on.

41
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That's all you frogs do
for your honkin' birthdays?

42
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Yes. This is starting to feel
a little culturally insensitive.

43
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Unacceptable.
Birthdays should be fun and memorable!

44
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Especially when you're turning, uh...

45
00:02:03,958 --> 00:02:05,084
Um...

46
00:02:05,084 --> 00:02:06,919
Uh...

47
00:02:06,919 --> 00:02:09,296
- Eleven.
- Eleven!

48
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And I knew that because I'm your friend.

49
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And this friend's about to give you...

50
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[voice distorted] the best birthday you've
ever had in your life! Capisce?

51
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Well, I'm intrigued. A little scared,
but intrigued. Let's do it.

52
00:02:22,101 --> 00:02:25,104
Now, now, my little impatiens.
Don't be impatient.

53
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[clank]

54
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[Anne] Sorry, Dad! Love you, Dad!

55
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[cheerful music playing]

56
00:02:30,860 --> 00:02:34,113
I can't believe Hop Pop and Polly
didn't want to share this basket with me.

57
00:02:34,113 --> 00:02:35,364
I feel perfectly sa--

58
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[groaning]

59
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Listen up. Earth birthdays
are about fun, presents, cake.

60
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It's basically a day that means you tell
people what to do and get what you want.

61
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Wow. In Amphibia, it's all about
respecting those around you

62
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and being grateful
for the time you have left alive.

63
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- Man, talk about brainwashing.
- Are you talking about me or you?

64
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Earth birthday montage engage!

65
00:02:56,969 --> 00:03:00,055
[upbeat pop music playing]

66
00:03:03,851 --> 00:03:04,852
[laughs]

67
00:03:04,852 --> 00:03:06,562
Whoa! [grunts]

68
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What the heck?

69
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- [woman] Whoo!
- [Sprig screaming]

70
00:03:23,913 --> 00:03:25,331
[camera shutter clicks]

71
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[both laugh]

72
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[Mariachi music playing]

73
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<i>Feliz cumpleaños, Sprig ♪</i>

74
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- [gasps]
- <i>Feliz cumpleaños, Sprig ♪</i>

75
00:03:35,508 --> 00:03:37,009
- [burps]
- [fire whooshes]

76
00:03:38,719 --> 00:03:41,180
[playing heavy metal music]

77
00:03:41,180 --> 00:03:44,266
[upbeat rock music playing]

78
00:03:52,066 --> 00:03:53,109
[both] Meh.

79
00:03:57,404 --> 00:04:01,659
Whew! Man, that place had everything--
big telescopes, crazy contraptions.

80
00:04:01,659 --> 00:04:04,078
- And I made a new friend.
- Oh, he wasn't a friend.

81
00:04:04,078 --> 00:04:06,330
That was security yelling at you
to get off the telescope.

82
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[scoffs] Anne, on your Earth birthday,
everyone is your friend.

83
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Now you're gettin' it.

84
00:04:12,503 --> 00:04:14,922
- Happy birthday, kid!
- [man 2] Cute balloons!

85
00:04:14,922 --> 00:04:16,549
Happy b-day, dude!

86
00:04:16,549 --> 00:04:18,551
It's actually my birthday too.

87
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[sighs] Wow. That was fun.
Thanks for an incredible birthday, Anne.

88
00:04:22,847 --> 00:04:26,892
You know, at first, I couldn't understand
why you'd make birthdays so special.

89
00:04:26,976 --> 00:04:30,187
And now I get it! Today was amazing.

90
00:04:30,271 --> 00:04:32,565
So, was it the best birthday
you've ever had?

91
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Oh! Definitely top three.

92
00:04:34,400 --> 00:04:35,985
- [brakes screech]
- [grunts]

93
00:04:35,985 --> 00:04:38,112
What? That's it?

94
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I pull out all the stops, and I'm still
third place to a couple of mud crowns?

95
00:04:42,158 --> 00:04:44,243
- Well...
- This will not stand!

96
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It is my duty as your friend
to keep this party going

97
00:04:46,829 --> 00:04:48,372
until it's in the number one spot!

98
00:04:48,456 --> 00:04:51,500
But haven't we done everything
by this point?

99
00:04:54,253 --> 00:04:56,422
Not everything.

100
00:04:56,422 --> 00:04:59,425
[midtempo country music playing]

101
00:04:59,425 --> 00:05:00,759
Thanks, Dad. Be back soon.

102
00:05:00,843 --> 00:05:04,555
No worries. I'll just be over here,
reading great American literature.

103
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[chuckles] Simply brilliant.

104
00:05:08,184 --> 00:05:11,270
[exciting music playing]

105
00:05:13,939 --> 00:05:16,650
Whoa! We get to ride in one of these?

106
00:05:16,734 --> 00:05:19,445
Welcome, my friend, to <i>paradiso.</i>

107
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I'm gonna get a bird's-eye view
of another world

108
00:05:21,989 --> 00:05:24,200
in a flying machine
that's powered by fire?

109
00:05:24,200 --> 00:05:25,326
Whoo-hoo!

110
00:05:25,326 --> 00:05:26,952
- Yes!
- [Sprig screams]

111
00:05:27,036 --> 00:05:28,746
Sprig, what is it? What's wrong?

112
00:05:28,746 --> 00:05:29,830
- What the frog?
- [screech]

113
00:05:29,914 --> 00:05:32,166
[scary chords playing]

114
00:05:32,166 --> 00:05:34,460
Aw, don't be startled, child.

115
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This balloon only looks scary
because it was repurposed

116
00:05:36,921 --> 00:05:39,423
from a horror movie promotional piece.
[blows raspberry]

117
00:05:39,507 --> 00:05:42,343
What? How could you think
that was a good idea?

118
00:05:42,343 --> 00:05:45,429
Well, we weren't about to waste
a perfectly good clown balloon.

119
00:05:45,513 --> 00:05:48,682
Anyways, the name's Blair the balloonist.
I take it you're...

120
00:05:48,766 --> 00:05:50,226
- [horn honks]
- ...here for the birthday package?

121
00:05:50,226 --> 00:05:51,811
- Yep.
- I'm 11 now.

122
00:05:51,811 --> 00:05:53,479
- Well, hop aboard, explorers.
- [slide whistle plays]

123
00:05:53,479 --> 00:05:56,649
- Couple of quick safety rules before we--
- [phone beeps, vibrates]

124
00:05:56,649 --> 00:05:58,818
- [beep]
- Oopsy. High wind alert.

125
00:05:58,818 --> 00:06:01,695
Sorry, guys,
but it's too risky to fly just now.

126
00:06:01,779 --> 00:06:03,948
- But it's his birthday!
- [whimpers]

127
00:06:03,948 --> 00:06:06,700
You make a strong argument, but no can do.

128
00:06:06,784 --> 00:06:07,785
[both sigh]

129
00:06:07,785 --> 00:06:10,204
Can we at least sit in the basket
and imagine we're flying?

130
00:06:10,204 --> 00:06:13,040
Yeah.
Heck, you don't even need me for that.

131
00:06:13,124 --> 00:06:15,960
- Give me a holler when you've had enough.
- [shoes squeaking]

132
00:06:17,044 --> 00:06:20,131
Wow! We get to use our imaginations? Neat!

133
00:06:20,131 --> 00:06:21,298
Forget that!

134
00:06:21,882 --> 00:06:23,050
- Buh-bam!
- [fire whooshes]

135
00:06:23,134 --> 00:06:24,760
- Whoo!
- Go, go, go, go, go!

136
00:06:24,844 --> 00:06:27,555
- Whoa! [laughs]
- Yeah! [laughs]

137
00:06:27,555 --> 00:06:30,057
Whoa! Isn't this risky?

138
00:06:30,141 --> 00:06:33,853
Relax. We're still tethered to the ground.
What's the worst that could happen?

139
00:06:33,853 --> 00:06:37,356
Now come on. Let's seal the deal
and make this the best birthday ever!

140
00:06:37,356 --> 00:06:39,400
- Yeah! Huh?
- Huh?

141
00:06:39,400 --> 00:06:43,654
[both gasp] Whoa.

142
00:06:43,654 --> 00:06:46,157
Wowza. Unforgettable.

143
00:06:46,157 --> 00:06:48,909
- [wind gusting]
- [both screaming]

144
00:06:48,993 --> 00:06:50,494
[rope stretching]

145
00:06:50,578 --> 00:06:52,246
No, no, no, no, no, no!

146
00:06:52,246 --> 00:06:55,166
[both] Oh, my frog!

147
00:06:55,166 --> 00:06:57,418
[shoes squeaking]

148
00:06:57,418 --> 00:06:58,502
Hmm?

149
00:06:58,586 --> 00:07:00,171
[Sprig and Anne continue screaming]

150
00:07:00,171 --> 00:07:02,840
[Sprig] We're gonna die!

151
00:07:02,840 --> 00:07:05,509
Oh, I am definitely
getting fired for this.

152
00:07:05,593 --> 00:07:06,594
- [honks]
- Honk, honk!

153
00:07:06,594 --> 00:07:09,013
[screaming continues]

154
00:07:09,013 --> 00:07:12,016
- We're gonna hit something!
- Ow! Not if I can help it.

155
00:07:12,016 --> 00:07:14,685
I'll control the altitude.
You use your tongue to steer us.

156
00:07:14,685 --> 00:07:15,853
- Got it! Huh?
- Huh?

157
00:07:15,853 --> 00:07:16,937
[both scream]

158
00:07:17,021 --> 00:07:18,355
[scary chord plays]

159
00:07:18,439 --> 00:07:19,774
[both screams]

160
00:07:19,774 --> 00:07:21,025
[fire whooshes]

161
00:07:21,025 --> 00:07:23,027
[thrilling music playing]

162
00:07:23,027 --> 00:07:25,529
- [both] Yes! Yes! We're amazing!
- [triumphant chord plays]

163
00:07:26,113 --> 00:07:27,198
[horns honking]

164
00:07:27,198 --> 00:07:29,033
- [screaming]
- Down, down. Gotta go down!

165
00:07:30,159 --> 00:07:32,995
[balloon stretching]

166
00:07:32,995 --> 00:07:34,330
- Whoa! Whoa!
- Whoa!

167
00:07:34,914 --> 00:07:35,998
[Sprig] Whoa!

168
00:07:36,832 --> 00:07:38,292
[Sprig grunts]

169
00:07:38,292 --> 00:07:39,919
[grunts]

170
00:07:39,919 --> 00:07:41,128
- [grunts]
- [man] What?

171
00:07:41,212 --> 00:07:42,963
- [dog yelps]
- [man screams]

172
00:07:45,299 --> 00:07:46,967
Wow! You're gettin' pretty good at that.

173
00:07:47,051 --> 00:07:48,052
- Thanks.
- Huh?

174
00:07:48,052 --> 00:07:49,386
[geese honking]

175
00:07:49,470 --> 00:07:50,888
[both scream]

176
00:07:50,888 --> 00:07:53,724
- Whoa!
- Don't open your mou--

177
00:07:53,808 --> 00:07:56,101
Well, Doc, I think you've done it.

178
00:07:56,185 --> 00:07:59,814
I think you've cured me
of my fear of direct eye contact!

179
00:07:59,814 --> 00:08:01,273
[screaming]

180
00:08:01,357 --> 00:08:03,734
- [romantic music playing]
- [engine whirring]

181
00:08:03,818 --> 00:08:05,569
Hon, look behind you.

182
00:08:05,653 --> 00:08:06,987
[music distorts, stops]

183
00:08:07,071 --> 00:08:09,448
No, Tyler, I will not clown face you.

184
00:08:09,532 --> 00:08:11,909
- [melancholy music playing]
- [sighs] I just don't know what to do.

185
00:08:11,909 --> 00:08:15,454
Should I quit my office job to pursue
my passion of stand-up comedy?

186
00:08:15,538 --> 00:08:17,873
Lord, send me a sign!

187
00:08:17,957 --> 00:08:20,543
[scraping]

188
00:08:20,543 --> 00:08:22,253
Hey, have you guys heard the one about

189
00:08:22,253 --> 00:08:24,588
the lady who probably just made
a really bad decision?

190
00:08:24,672 --> 00:08:27,466
- That was... a lot of geese.
- [coughs, groans]

191
00:08:27,550 --> 00:08:28,926
[screams] Sprig, look!

192
00:08:28,926 --> 00:08:30,302
- [scary chord plays]
- [zings]

193
00:08:30,886 --> 00:08:32,763
[both scream]

194
00:08:33,889 --> 00:08:36,559
- We can't move in time!
- We have to jump!

195
00:08:36,559 --> 00:08:39,353
[both screaming]

196
00:08:39,353 --> 00:08:40,437
[air hissing]

197
00:08:41,689 --> 00:08:45,443
I didn't even get
to give you your present!

198
00:08:45,443 --> 00:08:47,945
- You got me a present?
- Yeah, dude. It's your birthday.

199
00:08:48,863 --> 00:08:50,823
- [both screaming]
- [thud]

200
00:08:50,823 --> 00:08:52,324
Fifty hot dogs, please.

201
00:08:52,408 --> 00:08:55,286
- Havin' a big party, eh?
- No. Why do you ask?

202
00:08:56,287 --> 00:08:57,746
[ladder clanks]

203
00:08:57,830 --> 00:08:58,998
Hey, that actually worked.

204
00:08:58,998 --> 00:09:02,168
- [metal clicking]
- [both scream]

205
00:09:02,168 --> 00:09:03,836
[Sprig groans]

206
00:09:04,420 --> 00:09:08,507
[coughs] Whoa.
Now that was a horror show. Woof!

207
00:09:08,591 --> 00:09:11,385
[sighs] Well, I ruined your birthday.

208
00:09:11,469 --> 00:09:14,305
After all this time, I thought I'd be
a better friend than this.

209
00:09:14,305 --> 00:09:15,806
What? How so?

210
00:09:15,890 --> 00:09:19,727
Um, hello! I didn't even know
it was your birthday today.

211
00:09:19,727 --> 00:09:22,646
I thought I could make it up to you
with the craziest day ever.

212
00:09:22,730 --> 00:09:25,065
But it looks like I'm just a failure
through and through.

213
00:09:25,149 --> 00:09:26,567
- Friend punch!
- [grunts]

214
00:09:27,067 --> 00:09:28,986
Oh, wow.
It's been a while since that happened.

215
00:09:28,986 --> 00:09:32,239
Anne, you're my best friend
because I love being with you,

216
00:09:32,323 --> 00:09:34,575
not because you know what day I was born.

217
00:09:34,575 --> 00:09:38,329
And this birthday isn't top three
because of the crazy stuff we did.

218
00:09:38,329 --> 00:09:41,290
It's top three
because we got to spend it together.

219
00:09:42,833 --> 00:09:44,668
[whines] Really?

220
00:09:44,752 --> 00:09:48,255
That's, like,
the sweetest thing anyone's ever said.

221
00:09:48,339 --> 00:09:49,632
Thanks, man.

222
00:09:50,633 --> 00:09:53,761
Okay. I've gotta know.
What are your two top birthdays?

223
00:09:53,761 --> 00:09:57,848
Well, birthday number one was the day
I was actually born and given life.

224
00:09:57,932 --> 00:10:01,101
Oh. Well, that makes a lot of sense.
What about number two?

225
00:10:01,185 --> 00:10:03,395
That was when my mom and dad
gave me this hat.

226
00:10:03,479 --> 00:10:07,775
My memory of it is a little fuzzy.
But it's an iconic hat, right?

227
00:10:07,775 --> 00:10:11,695
Yeah. It is iconic. Oh, yeah.
And here's the present I got you.

228
00:10:11,779 --> 00:10:12,822
Yay!

229
00:10:13,489 --> 00:10:17,368
Whoa! It's a telescope
with my name engraved on it.

230
00:10:17,368 --> 00:10:18,869
Thanks, Anne.

231
00:10:18,953 --> 00:10:20,037
You're welcome, dude.

232
00:10:20,121 --> 00:10:23,374
Okay, let's go home because I don't wanna
look at that clown anymore.

233
00:10:23,374 --> 00:10:26,001
- [scary choir sings]
- I see it whenever I close my eyes.

234
00:10:26,085 --> 00:10:27,294
- [balloon stretching]
- Well, dude,

235
00:10:27,378 --> 00:10:31,090
another day, another adventure resolved
with no loose ends.

236
00:10:33,008 --> 00:10:34,677
- [horn honks]
- [Dad] Anne, come on!

237
00:10:34,677 --> 00:10:36,929
When is this balloon ride
supposed to be over?

238
00:10:36,929 --> 00:10:38,013
[thud]

239
00:10:39,431 --> 00:10:42,309
[theme music playing]

240
00:10:43,894 --> 00:10:44,979
[Anne laughs]

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Whoo-hoo! Baby!

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[scatting]

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Oh! Ah! Baby!

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